TV Girlfriends: C.J. Parker

Bullz-Eye.com’s TV Girlfriends series is now at the “Out of our League” category, and naturally Pamela Anderson’s C.J. Parker character in Baywatch is one of the finalists. Here’s the Bullz-Eye write-up on this awesome character:

No one has ever made almost drowning seem more appealing than C.J. Parker, the walking lifejacket who patrolled the beaches of L.A. County for five glorious, jiggular years in the ‘90s. Though C.J. had a tendency to run in slow motion, thus potentially further endangering the lives of the swimmers she was supposed to be rescuing from a watery grave, no one seemed to mind much; in fact, despite a steady influx of scantily clad bombshells, the L.A County Lifeguards were never quite the same after she departed for greener (or sandier?) pastures in 1997, just in time to escape the leathery, liquor-scented paws of the lecherous Mitch Buchannon. Thankfully, when last we saw C.J. in 2003, she was every bit as lovely – and just as much of a New Age dingbat – as ever. She may have traded her swimsuit and mouth-to-mouth obligations for ownership of a Hawaiian bar and grill, but like the best waterfront property, C.J.’s assets never seem to depreciate; something tells us that even after all this time, she could rock the red spandex and little rescue board just as convincingly as ever. Long may you “run,” Miss Parker – you can wade into our surf anytime.

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Rachel Green is everyone’s fantasy

If you watched friends. you were probably in love with Rachel Green. If you didn’t watch the show, you still probably had a thing for Jennifer Aniston.

Rachel is featured in Bullz-Eye’s new High Maintenance Hotties – 10 TV girlfriends you’d love to date. Vote for your favorite! Here’s the write-up on Rachel:

When we met Rachel Green, she was a demonstrably shallow and ambition-deficient twenty something with a nose job and a dentist she’d left at the altar – your basic stereotypical Jewish American princess rewritten for the ‘90s, in other words – and, yet, from the moment we discovered that Ross Gellar had carried a torch for Rachel since their teenage years, we understood why. It helped, of course, that she was utterly smoking’ hot (and enough of a ditz that she was prone to grabbing a loosely crocheted blanket to cover up her freshly showered torso if you burst in unannounced), but beneath all that pampered entitlement lurked a heart sensitive enough to melt at the sight of a gawky Ross pining for her on prom night – and deep enough to juggle a burgeoning career with unexpected single motherhood. Rachel was frequently foolish, often exasperating, and she did have a troubling mean streak, but just like Ross, we always knew, deep down, that she was totally worth it.

  

Sarah Connor is gorgeous!

I can’t believe they are canceling her show! Lena Headey is amazing.

Here’s the writeup of Sara Connor in the latest Bullz-Eye.com TV Girlfriends series – married to the job. Vote for your favorite!

Is there another woman on this list more married to the job than Sarah Connor? While all of the other ladies are definitely career-oriented, they at least have time for some semblance of a romantic relationship, even if it’s just causal sex. Not Sarah. She has the fate of the world in her hands and she’s not about to take her eye off the ball for some guy. You see, one day in the not-so-distant future her son, John, will save the human race, and since he’s constantly being chased by murderous, time-traveling cyborgs, who has time for a relationship? Sure, she puts the “ILF” in MILF, but no one is cracking that tough exterior, even if she occasionally shows a vulnerable side. Throw in the fact that she thinks she’s soon destined to die, and it’s understandable that she’s so focused on her son. The future of mankind depends on it.

  

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